Heh, that reminds me of the local radio station (STAR 101.3?) that has the "Love Songs" show every night which has not yet played even one song I think of as a love song while I've been listening. Plenty of break-up songs like "White Flag" and the aforementioned stalkery Police hit, and some things that have totally unromantic themes but slow tempos. Actual love songs, not so much.