April Fools, belatedly...

April Fool
1radicaldreamer	glues your salt to your bedroom ceiling.
abahjake	smiles. All the time.
airshipjones	dyes your house orange.
brian1789	has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
coyote3502	eggs your elderly relatives.
deedeebythebay	enlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
purplerabbit	shapes your hair into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
puzzld1	buys you a Russian Bride.
ri_whittlesey	sells your car on Ebay.
zpdiduda	Nairs your Russian Bride.
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